Share with your friends. 6 WALLPAPERS 8 POINTS. Every day we present the best quotes! He may have been as nice as pie in private, which is sort of irrelevant as the damage was done in public. One had a stroke but the other couldn`t reach!
Both got deck chairs, and sat watching the donkeys trot up and down the beech.
Bernard Manning Quotes. Bernard was a true star.
– Bernard Manning profile quotes 'Seriously folks, I didn't mean that. I'm not a bif fan but I am realistic. He was an old school comedian with a big heart who made a lot of people laugh. My grandfather died at Auschwitz' - crowd goes quiet - 'Very sad.
Bernard Manning was born on August 13, 1930 in Ancoats, Manchester, Lancashire, England as Bernard John Manning. I've got cheekier with age.
Those who like Manning should all go back and live in the scum hovels where they were born with their Northern dole-scrounging scum parents, illiterate junkies that they are, bleeding the country dry with their whining pitiful northern attitudes, blaming everyone else for problems of their own making due to their fagging, alcoholic sitting on their fat censored lifestyles.
Let's not forget Chubby Brown who is probably 1000 times more racist than Bernard Manning was. Complete list of quotes and quotations by Bernard Manning. What is 40 feet long and smeels of urine.
I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.A Scouser went to a prostitute.
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He said, ‘For the last time, I haven’t got your football.’ Something light, something warm? He fell out of the machine gun tower'.I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.I don’t believe Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 48 people were injured.I went to see that Pavarotti last week and he was a right miserable git. 40 WALLPAPERS 50 POINTS. He says: 'We're going nowhere.quote:
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My grandfather died at Auschwitz' - crowd goes quiet - 'Very sad. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.quote:
Originally posted by rothbook I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. I knew his mother before she died.
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Originally posted by rothbook "Bernard Manning has his last laugh" by Mark Tran, www.theguardian.com. 0.
Bernard Manning: you caused a bit of trouble, but we are poorer without you.
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Originally posted by jonp June 18, 2007. He fell out of the machine gun tower'.
Bernard Manning Stand Up Jokes Two old maids on a beach, streaker ran past, one had a stroke, the other one couldn't reach.
One had a stroke but the other couldn`t reach!
RTF.
He didn't survive 40 years on the club curcuit filling venue after venue just by telling racist jokes. Read all Bernard Manning quotes. Something light, something warm? 1 decade ago. Christmas Quotes. Sort of like a fat Bob Monkhouse, but sweatier, and he did say 'fook' a lot. Tell you what, we won't mention the enormous amount of money he raised for local charity's neither eh. If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober...Man says to his wife: ‘Pack your bags, I’ve won the pools.’ She says: ‘What should I pack? Bernard Manning always struck me as having little kindness in him. She said, ‘Do you want a blow job?’ He said, ‘Will it affect me dole money?’Tony Adams, on his first day in prison, was complaining because he wanted the walls back 12 yards.Quasimodo was running down the street chased by a group of kids.
In other words a comic has to like people. He was an actor and writer, known for The Impressionable Jon Culshaw (2004), Coronation Street (1960) and The Great British Striptease (1980). A lovely gentle lady who was proud of her son amd the good he did in the local deprived community. A jew, a Pakistani and an African walk into a pub and hear Bernard Manning's dead and go hahahahahahahahahahahaha!quote:
Originally posted by Patrick Stevens
Doctor was the operation a success, I'm not a Doctor I'm St Peter came the reply. "That's how I like black pudding" isn't even funny and makes no sense. Lv 5. You do feel degraded watching him, but then at least it helps you forget he is a Mancunian - imagine if it was Little and Large instead. “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, ‘Toys not included.’” — Bernard Manning. CHRISTMAS WINTER HOLIDAY. People just think I'm a silly old fool. Where are we going?' Two retired white working class women went on a trip to Blackpool. Where are we going?’ He says: ‘We’re going nowhere.
A. The reason I phrased the topic as I did was in response to the "He took the mick out of everyone" argument. A corridor in an old peoples home.
He fell out of the machine gun tower'.
Lv 5. Just pack your bags and fuck off.’'Seriously folks, I didn't mean that.
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